Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Redefining Creepy

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12-13-2016 Redefining Creepy

The hypocrisy of the media never ceases to fascinate me.  In early October (2016) the national news outlets began running a small cache of stories related to “creepy clowns.”  They were practically ready to call out the National Guard to defend us against these villains.  They were “sighted” here and “sighted there.”  I don’t think they robbed any banks.  They just appeared (costumed young adults, no doubt) on the sides of roads and disappeared as quickly as they came.  That, in a nutshell, defines the craze:  hasty disappearance.  Three college-aged kids in Buffalo, New York, went online and apologized for making people nervous. 

Three weeks later (Halloween time), the local newspaper ran a front page story on a woman in suburbia who decorated her lawn for Halloween.  It had the usual scary fare:  caskets, cobwebs, and Count Dracula…. Or whomever.  Oh, and by the way, she included some “creepy clowns.”  She was treated as if she was a down-home artist making her much-awaited debut.  No National Guard was invited; just a veiled encouragement for people to drive by and see her creative efforts.  See what I mean about “media hypocrisy”?  If it sells their newspaper or gets hits to their website, it’s all kosher.

They say that “Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.”  Can we say, by extension, that so is hideousness?  Five years ago I wrote some veiled sarcasm under the moniker of “ATFC:  Ask the Fat Chick.”  I basically took headlines from NY Times, the Wall Street Journal, and any other source of fodder for my literary flaming arrows.  I want to share one of those with you today as it links in nicely with our Creepy clown phenomenon: 

Dear Devoted fans of online sarcasm, wit, and commentary on life:
Interesting article in NY times about auctioning of the famous (and arguably ugly and basic) painting called, “The Scream.”

In the midst of the article they compare it to the other most recognizable creepy/ugly painting that people seem inexplicably enchanted with: Mona Lisa.  I ask you, would you let this woman babysit your kids if she lived next door?  I think not.  Is it really a woman, or a man with bad bohemian hair posing for a picture that he figures may disturb his mother and all his relatives.  And the movie about it with Julia Roberts was wasteful as well.

Regarding The Scream’s auction, ATFC wants to recommend they redistribute this incredible amount of money to the Social Security Department OR the US Deficit fund instead of adorning their Rodeo Drive mansions with grotesque (and I use this term professionally) paintings by dead guys.  Really, aren’t Monet and RC Gorman the only ones who had a good handle on how lovely life should be:  abstract beauty of lilies and flowers OR well-fed women shaped like South Western gourds contemplating the simplicity of life.  Or even GE Mullen’s clever rendering of religious art in a way that is modern, yet not smacking of any cheapening by the process.

But maybe I’m not really an art critic.  If you disagree, then file my thoughts in the file “for entertainment purposes only”

Ask the Fat Chick

Excerpts from NY Times:
“It took 12 nail-biting minutes and five eager bidders for Edvard Munch’s famed 1895 pastel of “The Scream” to sell for $119.9 million, becoming the world’s most expensive work of art ever to sell at auction.
Bidders could be heard speaking Chinese and English (and, some said, Norwegian), but the mystery winner bid over the phone, through Charles Moffett, Sotheby’s executive vice president and vice chairman of its worldwide Impressionist, modern and contemporary art department. Gasps could be heard as the bidding climbed higher and higher, until there was a pause at $99 million, prompting Tobias Meyer, the evening’s auctioneer, to smile and say, “I have all the time in the world.” When $100 million was bid, the audience began to applaud.
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The image has been reproduced endlessly in popular culture in recent decades, becoming a universal symbol of angst and existential dread and nearly as famous as the Mona Lisa.”

(Like we need one more symbol of angst and existential dread in our world).


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