Pet Adoption in America 101 - #2 - I'm Cat-a-tonic
In most chain pet-stores they have a practice at the cash
register of asking you if you’d like to donate to help a homeless pet. My usual response after the sticker shock of
the bill is tell them, “No. There are
quite a few of those pets living in my house – I am contributing directly to
the solution.” My response usually flies
over the head of the bright-eyed, freshly tattooed PETA cashier waiting on me. Anybody can be a protester or demonstrator
when they are living at their parents’ house, right? Every now and then one of them may say,
“Ooohhh that’s nice. So how many pets
do you have?” At present, I need to be
in a DPA (Domesticated Pets Anonymous) meeting before I quote an exact
figure. The only help my Higher Power
has given me with this problem is a couple of deaths in the aviary this past
month. I don’t think that’s funny and I
don’t think that’s a good solution to my truly non-problematic life situation!
So let’s talk about cats.
Most people don’t have to adopt a cat.
If you live long enough, someone else’s
cat will adopt you. Really that’s how it goes. I think that cats leave their homes because
of some very deep instinct that says, “Someone else may provide me better food
so I’ll just wander out and check on that.”
That’s why I don’t let my cats outside.
They don’t have that option of shopping for a new home. Plus they have the Life of Reilly at my house
and they darn well better be knowing it.
And of course, I know that they are not going to fare too well if they
run into the wildlife that exists in my part of the country. Saving myself a trip to the vet that I don’t
want to make, they live inside and lounge around all day. My next life, maybe I should come back as a
cat?
No. I think it
probably stinks to be a cat. Even though
we perceive them as aloof and individualistic, they really are dependent on
people once they are domesticated. They
count on us to clean their box, remember to give them food & water, and pay
attention to whether or not they are truly
as healthy as they fake themselves to be.
I told someone recently that birds, not unlike cats, hide their
illnesses until they are just about at Death’s Doorstep. Then, it’s up to you to figure out what the
next step is. It’s a crazy thing.
I could say I don’t think I was born a “cat-person,” I
became one out of compassion. But then
again most pickles don’t realize they were cucumbers in their previous
environment. In 1992 I was living on the
edge of a city and a grey tiger kitten was roaming through the yard a few
houses down. The little girl sitting in
the driveway played with it for about FIVE HOURS and then her mother took her
inside and left the kitten out. That
really made me mad because now the kitten had no chance at remembering where it
lived, and was all loved-up by a kid, and had to figure out what next. Usually the tires of someone’s car are what’s
next. So I went over there, knowing
nothing at all about cat care in any way, and picked the kitten up and brought
it home. Really Simba was the sort of
kitten you would like to put a bonnet on and push in a baby carriage – she had
such a great disposition. When she was
about two years old, I said to her, “You know, you are the perfect first
cat. You are also the perfect last cat.”
Not even two weeks later I was walking from the street to
the driveway, and this adorable calico shot out from under a parked car and
began doing figure-8’s around my ankles.
The perfect second cat? I looked
down and said, “So what’s your issue?” She
had come from the derelict empty house on our street – the one where the
basement window was smashed out and cats came and went like cowboy’s going to
the Saloon in an old west ghost town.
She meowed and continued the ankle hypnosis on me. I looked down and said, “Well, then, come
on….” And she followed me into the
house, upstairs, and went straight to the dogfood dish and ate dog food for
what seemed an inestimable amount of hours.
This new family member was of some concern to the primary
cat. And the dog was kind of stunned by
the bold-faced thievery occurring at her dish.
But everyone got over it. Even
me. I took the cat a day later to the
vet’s office for a routine once-over.
The young vet took the cat from me and said, “I’m taking her in the back
to test her for feline leukemia. If she
is positive I will have to put her down.”
She turned on her heel and walked out the door. And I got teary-eyed at the prospect. Well, 13 years later the healthy senior
citizen cat is just sleeping and eating and occasionally being “charged” by the
youngest dog in the house. So as she
begins to down-scale physically, I thought I should get a healthy cat in the
picture. (The first cat has been gone to
Kitty Heaven over two years now.)
The run-around begins.
I have a mental picture of what I want:
a female, white, some color, short hair domestic kitten. One shelter was so dirty that I walked
through, that I could barely stand the smell.
Another shelter was difficult to find:
a non-descript brick building faded in the sun, it was probably an old
armory or a school of some sort. I never
did get IN that building, but picked a cat named Priscilla from the online
selection. I called the woman in
charge. The conversation began:
Me: “Hi. I’m looking to adopt the cat Priscilla.”
Her: “She isn’t ready
yet. We can’t let her go for a week.”
Me: “Gee, that’s perfect because I will be coming back from vacation and can get her then.”
Me: “Gee, that’s perfect because I will be coming back from vacation and can get her then.”
Her: “We’ll talk to
you then.”
I came back from vacation to a message on my answering
machine: “We are calling to see if you
are still interested in one of our cats.
We have a great black cat here….”
HUH? I call
them: “Hi. You left a message about a black cat? I was looking at Priscilla, the WHITE cat.”
“Oh, she’s been adopted out.”
“Oh, she’s been adopted out.”
Me: “How could THAT
happen? You said she wasn’t ready to
go.”
“Oh, well someone else came and took her brother Rodney so
we let her go too.”
Goodbye.
I found an amazing kitten online in the Hudson area. If they were selling her at cost for her breed,
she would have been a very expensive designer cat. They never returned my emails.
I located a kitten in a shelter listed online. It was a little bit further south than I wish
it was, but you know how that goes. I
was a woman on a mission! I called them
on a rainy autumn Saturday and said I was coming. I had sent my application down to the shelter
via fax a week prior for the same cat. I
called them half-way there and they said, “On Saturdays we only do adoptions
until 4:00 pm and we close at 4:30pm.” I
practically begged them, “Well, I am half way to you, should I turn
around? At least can I come see her?” I pulled in the driveway to see a statue of
St. Francis right in front of me. It’s
nice to know that one of Heaven’s finest “animal welfare agents” is on your
side. I checked my clock: It was 4:28 pm. Like a child in a candy store window, I put
my hand on the glass and waved. They let
me in and told me promptly that adoptions were closed.
“Can I at least see
the kitten?”
“Oh, okay. She’s back
here.” The woman guided me through the
cleanest shelter I have ever seen. (And,
sadly, I have choked my way through some very dirty ones.) I kept walking to the pen in the back where
two kittens played. The kitten I had
seen online, Sola, looked up at me as if she had detected me on radar, came
right to the front of the cage and extended her paw out to me. The woman said, “Do you want to see
her?” Sure. She put the kitten in my arms. Decision made. And she says to me, “What do you think?” I replied, “It’s a definite yes.” She replied,
“Oh, okay. I’ll take an extra 15
minutes and do the paperwork.” Really. All these commercials and spots on the
evening news to place these animals and you have to coax cooperation out of the
workers. How frustrating.
Two years later, she is an incredibly beautiful white cat –
seal point Siamese mix – every morning she sits on the bathroom sink and
“visits” with me as I put my make up on.
And sometimes if I walk by her, she extends that paw to me just like she
did when we first met. It makes me
wonder why adopters have to run the emotional gauntlet to secure this piece of
happiness.
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